So. What does one do with the kids while the internet is down? Last Tuesday the kids were released at 1:00 from school and Lauren’s friend Maddy came home with us. We carpool. Her mom takes and I do the pick up. We have a unique connection with Maddy. I met her mom at the pool one summer when the kids were in first grade. She was recently divorced and it turns out Maddy’s dad used to hang in a circle of friends that I had. Small world.
The girls were excited that school was out early and talked in the car about geeking all over Youtube, but guess what? That didn’t happen. The internet was down. I told them to clean Priscilla’s cage instead. Priscilla is the dwarf hamster that we inherited somehow. We are down two pets though. Our old cat Jasmine passed away recently and I sold our Crocodile Gecko on Craig’s List this week for $25. I couldn’t figure out why the ad kept getting flagged. Then I met the girl that bought the lizard. She said you can’t put pets on Craig’s List. I was like you can put a nekked body part in the casual encounters ads, but you can’t sell a lizard? I’m confused. Guess I should’ve read all the fine print. Our fish tank is on there right now and no one has flagged it. It comes complete with four fish that are fully clothed in holiday sweaters. So if you’re reading this and want to flag it, go ahead.
Jackson the white cat loves the hamster. In fact, one time the hamster escaped from his ball during a cage cleaning. Total devastation for Lauren. I finally decided to think like a hamster and look in the messiest closet that we have. Sure enough there was the hamster, hunkered down, hangin’ out. It was a rough 24 hours around here though. We tape the ball closed as a precaution now.
Jackson is missing the lizard. He loved jumping on the top of the screen lid and thinking he could actually catch him!